I had just finished fruitlessly wormhole diving in a bomber, looking for juicy torpedo magnets, and was making my way through 0.0 back to my lowsec base when I happened upon a curious sight. A Scorpion caught in a bubble 60km off a gate. A quick look confirmed he was mindlessly slowboating towards the gate, even after he made it out of the bubble. I felt it was only right to relieve him of his ship - he was clearly in no fit state of mind to keep it.
About 10 seconds after I decloaked and unleashed a volley of torpedoes he red boxed me and began to plead in local...
[ 2014.04.26 18:41:39 ] Victim > stop man
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:41:47 ] Victim > the hrll
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:42:20 ] Victim > **** head
At this point his Scorpion - which had been firing lasers and heavy missiles at me -
popped. I imagine he was too preoccupied with attempting to insult me to get his pod out, so that was promptly pointed...
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:42:39 ] Victim > bigger **** head
And popped too. No implants, nothing to see here.
I looted the wreck and got away just as an inty landed on grid, obviously smelling blood in the water. I'd considered the matter dealt with until I got a conversation request. Sensing rage, I gleefully accepted!
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:50:02 ] Victim > hey **** what was the purpose of the unprevock attack
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:50:38 ] Victim > im just tired and fed up of guys like you
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:50:43 ] Horus H'kaan > Fun and profit.
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:51:07 ] Horus H'kaan > Not my fault you were slowboating a Battleship 60km to a gate, if I didn't find you someone would've
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:51:44 ] Victim > it took two week of mining to produce that ship
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:52:10 ] Horus H'kaan > You should refamiliarise yourself with the first two rules of eve
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:52:15 ] Victim > i hope someone will treat you with the same kindness
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:52:27 ] Horus H'kaan > 1. Trust no-one 2. Don't fly what you cannot afford to lose.
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:52:37 ] Horus H'kaan > Oh it happens. That's life.
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:53:01 ] Victim > yes i have only one rule in eve. shut the **** up and leave me the hell alone if you wanna pvp ******* ask me ****
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:53:05 ] Victim > thats my rule
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:53:47 ] Horus H'kaan > PvP doesn't require consent.
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:54:26 ] Horus H'kaan > But if I ask you, will you bring something which isn't totally fail fit?
n++[ 2014.04.26 18:55:12 ] Victim > anyway im wasting my time with retards like you. go take a gun and shoot up a school
